Fave bands: Linkin Park, Marilyn Manson, Evanesence, Green Day, 3 Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, KORN, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Avenged Sevenfold, Nickelback

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Fave authors: MissB, mu5icBtcH, Screaming-Suicide-4-Chaz, .ray, Duchess, Ice Queen, hybridgurl, Kirstie, Shinobi, and Ithilmenal.

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Name: Jacquie

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Age: 17

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City: Prescott, Arizona

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Hey, my name is Jacquie. I love LP fictions! They are so great! I usually only read C/M slash stories, but if I find one that isn't and it's really good, then I'll read it.

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Awesome quotes:

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Chester and Mike

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Chester: "Yeah, We really like each other"

Mike: "Well he likes me, but I can't stand him"

Chester: "*In teary voice* Well, I guess not then!"

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Chester: "I'm a big dork."

Mike: "You have a big dork too."

Chester: "Yes, I know."

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Mike: "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't."

Chester: "And sometimes you feel like my nuts!"

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Chester: "I'm the most important person...ever."

Mike: "I think Chester's full of himself, and I think that's really hot."

Chester: "Sometimes at night you're full of me too."

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Chester: "Shut up when I'm talking to you before I whip out my friend and give you mushroom stamps!"

Mike: "Yeah, your little friend! Haha!"

Chester: "Oh you would know wouldn't you?"

Mike: "Oh baby,you know it!"

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Mike: "Chester and I met at a male strip club."

Chester: "We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers."

Mike: "And it just didn't work out....because my butt wasn't big enough."

Chester: "Yeah and I've got what they call the crispy cream which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut."

Mike: "It's from eating too many donuts."

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Funny

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Mike (attempting english accent): "Listen 'eres wat's goin on, wat we've got is da real drums ....'bang bang bang' got dem, and we got da fake drums ... 'bang bang bang'... that dont make any noise and he's (points) sayin why you av dis sutupid fing, cuz they make a sound on the sampla ever ere. I'm speekin in yer language......I'm just tryin to relate .... its okay right?...."

Phoenix: "Hey Mike, they said you sound South African"

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Joe: "I have a nice ass!"

Chester: "No, you have a big ass."

Mike: "A big fatass."

Someone: "Aww, don't make fun of Joe's ass!"

Joe: "Hehehe, you said ass!"

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Mike: "I guess our cover's blown -- we're not big, scary assholes, people should just feel comfortable being normal. You don't have to put up a huge front to be in a band."

Chester: "I do. Every day when I get ready, I look in the mirror and say, over and over again, 'Must become action figure. Must become action figure.'"

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Chester: "Brad has stinky feet! It smells like a skunk died in both his shoes!"

Mike: "Yeah Chester likes to smell people's shoes."

Chester: "My shoes smell spiffy! Wanna sniff?"

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Mike: "We do want everyone to know that our home on the web is and if you want to check out the fan websites, they'll be on there. We're going to be redoing our whole site, and that's going to be awesome. We're putting up new graphics and new things to entertain kids who go to the site."

Chester: "Yeah, we were thinking about adding these games called 'On The Rack', where you can rip people apart, and another one called 'Bash A Boy Band'. It's going to be really cool. It's totally original, it's never been done before!"

Mike: "Yeah, you're gonna be able to grab Brad by his bracelets and rip his arm off! You see, I only have one arm of bracelets, so you can only drag me in one direction, but you could pull him apart!"

Chester: "And my character, you can flip my necklace inside out and crank the necklace until my head pops!"

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Metal-is: "With all the metal that you wear about your person, do you have problems when you go through airports?"

Mike: "You have no idea! Brad's pants are down around his ankles, 'cause his pants are too big and his belt's all made of metal, Chester has to take off 50 things it's a joke! And the best thing is, he's obsessive compulsive. Tell her about how you arrange your bracelets when you take them off!"

Chester: "No."

Mike: "I'll tell her about it! Chester takes off his bracelets when he's going through the metal detector at the airport and he has this bag with those of those handles that pulls up, so there's a long hanger and he arranges them on that. He takes them off in the same order every time and puts them in the same places and arranges them perfectly."

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Chester: "Have you ever played the 'Penis Game'?"

Cane: "What?!"

Chester: "The 'Penis Game'!"

Cane: "What the hell is that?!"

Chester: Wanna play it with me?

Cane: "Uh, no thanks!"

Mike: "Oh come on, you know you do!"

Cane: "Would someone mind telling me what the hell the 'Penis Game' is?"

Chester: "Its where I slap you with my Penis!"

Joe: "No its not! Someone says penis really quietly and then someone else repeats but in a louder tone and then it keeps going and going until it gets really loud and the loudest person wins!"

Cane: "Oh, okay."

Joe: "Penis!"

Brad: "Phoenix has no Penis!"

Phoenix: "Now that you mention it, my name kinda rhymes with "Penis"."

Joe: "No it doesn't!"

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Chester: "When we're not on tour I like to stalk the guys."

Mike: "Yeah he follows us around like a lost puppydog."

Chester: "Woof, woof!"

Joe: "I want to get a pet frog and name it kermit! Or barky larky!"

Chester: "Barky larky?"

Joe: "Yeah got a problem with that?"

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Joe: "Chester has a bad mouth."

Chester: "Fuck, fuck, fuck?"

Mike: "Bagawk!"

Chester: "I said fuck, not cluck!"

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Interviewer: "Okay Chester, I just have to ask you this, but what's up with your hair and your pants?"

Chester: "Dude, don't make fun of me or I'll have my wife kick your ass!"

Interviewer: "Huh?"

Chester: "I'm serious, she'll whip out some mean karate moves on you. She packs a mean punch!"

Joe: "Judo chop!"

Chester: "Raaaar!"

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MTV: "Let's talk about your success. You've sold over a million records..."

Mike: "We've sold a million records?"

Chester: "We did?"

MTV: "Have you?"

Mike: "Whoa!"

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Mike: "Aww, stop whining!"

Joe: "Yeah you know you want to get all dressed up and be glamarific!"

Mike: "I like the green apple."

Joe:" Hehe green froggie apple!"

Chester: "Crushed melon is good!"

Rob: "Hehehe, you said melon!"

Mike: "Melon...Melons...Bozoms!"

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Chester: "There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty."

Mike: "Chester?!"

Joe: "I remember this one!"

Chester: "Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didn't mean to, but we ended up tipping the porta potty over while Mike was in it!"

Mike: "That was so not funny."

Joe: "Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!"

Rob: "Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!"

Chester: "Then we attacked him with air freshener."

Brad: "Lysol!"

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Joe: "Yes, I do think Britney's boobies are fake!"

Mike: "Hehe, boobies!"

Chester: "I like small boobies. Small ones are just right. Big ones are baaad. I'd be afraid that I'd get suffocated by them if they were too big."

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Mike: "You know those guards with the hats? The ones that don't move. Can you touch them? Can you, like, stick your thumb up their butts and they wouldn't move?"

Brad: "At that point wouldn't they, like, destroy you?"

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Interviewer: "Who has the worst habits in the band?"

Chester: "I would say that I'm probably the most annoying. There's a reason for that."

Mike: "NO!"

Brad: "C'mon Chester!"

Chester: "I'm always touching them in their privates.

Brad: "Yeah, Chester the Molester!"

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Mike: "I'm going to sprout wings out of my ass one day and fly around the world."

Chester: "Sounds like fun, can I join you?"

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Mike: *sniffs* "Ahhh! Who layed the egg?" *looks at chester*

Chester: *smiles* "Quack, quack!"

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Chester: "Thank you all for coming out to help fight breast cancer. I know I'm a big fan of boobies myself!"

Mike: "Hear, hear!"

Chester: "So, I think it's really great that so many people are coming out to help save as many boobies as we can."

Mike *to the crowd*: "Can I ask you guys something? How hard is it to start a pit in the snow?"

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Mike: "Hey Joe. What have you got there? Wait, hold it up."

Joe: "I have wet toilet paper. Right now we're in London. We're opening up the window and throwing this at pedestrians. Mike, move the camera in."

Mike: "Throw it far. "

Victim: "Piss off!"

Mike: "Where did it land Joe? It landed on his lap?"

Joe: "It landed on his penis."

Mike: "On his penis!"

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Interviewer: "What's the one thing you miss the most while you're on tour?"

Brad: "My own toilet."

Chester: Ah, but I wanted to play at Lilith Fair! Damnit!

Mike: "Shutup porta potty boy!"

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Interviewer: "Okay, first question- How did you come up with the name 'Linkin Park'?"

Chester: "Are you kidding me? Shove it up your ass!"

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Completed fics

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1. Dessert

2. A Little After-Dessert-Snack

3. My Addiction

4. Impetuosity

5. Wounded

6. Surprise! Surprise!

7. Far Away

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On-going fics

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1. Just Us

2. Make A Wish

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Coming Soon

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1. The Truth (maybe)

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OMFG!!!!! I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN SOOOOOOOOO LONG!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T HAVE ANY ACCESS TO A COMPUTER EXCEPT AT THE COLLEGE... AND YA... I CAN'T REALLY UPDATE ON THIS COMPY... LOL... BUT I HAVE FOUR MORE WHOLE CHAPTERS WRITTEN FOR JUST US!!! ITZ COMING ALONG VERY WELL.... I WILL UPDATE THO!!!!!!! IT JUST MIGHT BE A WHILE... I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING CURRENTLY... COUGHTHREESOMECOUGH!!!!! YAY!!! AND AFTER THAT, THE SEX IS GONNA SLOW WAAAAAAAY DOWN!!! SO YA... JUST BE PATIENT PLEASE!!!!!!!

thnx a million!!! Jacquie *kisses*