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Hello... -waves to all the people looking at my profile-

I'm glad you might be reading some of my stories, heh.

I guess I should probably put shit ABOUT me on here... uh...

My names/nicknames...whatever: T, Trouble, Evil Fork, Cheazy Chazy Poof, Big Bad Trouble (derived from Big Bad Brad), Michelle (Real name), Brad, Chester,(yes, Brad and Chester... it's a long story.. to make it shorter, me and my bandmates are DUMB...), You Stupid Jew (Even though I'm not Jewish....), Shut The Fuck Up, DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!, You Punkass Kid... and that's about it.

Yes, I am in a band.. called Neon City. I play guitar, and that thing is the only valuable thing I own in my life. His name is Chavous and he is and Ibanez RG320 DX in a black and blue quilted paintjob... I hope to someday own a royal blue PRS Custom 24...

Did I mention that I have a slightly odd, uh, obsession with Brad? Yeah, it's not a 'stalker' obsession... but I have odd thoughts sometimes.. hehe. But, I mean, what avid slash reader WOULDN'T? LOL.

My specialty, if you will, are Linkin Park fan fictions... and I like writing straight from my mind.. I really don't plan my stories out beforehand until I really get into the first chapter.

My story ideas come to me from the most random places, whether it be a conversation about our muses, (mainly LP), or an idea I'll randomly wake up with or be thinking about in the middle of getting a lecture from my parents/teachers/other old people who think I'm nothing but a, in their choice of words, "crazy punk ass kid". Yeah, so basically that's why I'm completely random in my stories. I mainly LOVE writing dialogues, but I write other stories as well... um, the end on me I guess.. I may be a fashion bitch, but I'm not vain... sometimes.

I am also proud to say that on August 13, 2004... I went to Projekt Revolution in Atlanta, GA with Monev... I got to see Brad Delson's lower abdomen... and... I got to touch Rob Bourdon's left collarbone!!!! (Did I mention I have a collarbone fetish? Yeah. Rob has the best collarbones. And so does Angelina Jolie... -drools-)

Ah yes, look up my friends/bandmates on here too...

MoneV: Great writer! Cool shit. Check her out. Or I'll beat you with a... frozen tortilla.

And Rob's Imaginary Bitch: Very random, but her story A Farmer's Life KICKS ASS!

Big Bad Trouble OUT! (BITCH!) JIGGA WHAT?! -laughter-

(Updated as of 12/5/04 because I was bored.)

This is one damn long profile. -blink-

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A Madman's Diary

Category: Linkin Park

Description: Brad is admitted to a mental hospital/rehab center for drug problems. Now he wants to tell you his story... Chapter 2 up, 3 will be as soon as I type it up!

Genre: Comedy

User Rating: R

Created on 2004-09-16

Updated on 2004-11-17

Chapters: 2

Reviews: 11

Words: 10

Views: 1349

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A Random Dialogue!

Category: Linkin Park

Description: What I do when I get bored.. I write dialogues! I thought I should put one on here. In this particular one... Joe questions the song "In The End" during an LP rehearsal and pisses everyone off! Anyway, some are just smut, others... such as this one are just... interesting! Hehe... review and tell me what you think!

Genre: Comedy

User Rating: R

Created on 2004-05-10

Updated on 2004-05-14

Chapters: 3

Reviews: 16

Words: 15

Views: 1916

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Boxers, Toilet Bowl Cleaners, and Dirty Pictures.

Category: Linkin Park

Description: ... A standalone that I decided to write whilst I was working on A Madman's Diary... Enjoy!

Genre: Comedy

User Rating: PG-13

Created on 2004-09-22

Updated on 2004-09-22

Chapters: 1

Reviews: 9

Words: 9

Views: 1467

Members Rating: (1)

Brad- The Gas Station Robbery of the Century! (Short story)

Category: Linkin Park

Description: Hehe. This came from my boredom as well. I think there might only be 2 chapters or so. This came from a phone conversation about BBB that Mike's Imaginary Bitch and I had. So... enjoy!

Genre: Comedy

User Rating: R

Created on 2004-05-12

Updated on 2004-05-13

Chapters: 2

Reviews: 10

Words: 8

Views: 1486

Members Rating: (1)

Macabre Love

Category: Linkin Park

Description: Hmm.. one of my more, uh, interesting stories. It's a standalone that I wrote about a year ago, but didn't type it up until now. I'm pretty sure that it's a Brad/Rob and Rob/Mike. It doesn't really involve any slash, but those are the main pairings... enjoy!

Genre: Mystery & Suspense

User Rating: R

Created on 2004-06-08

Updated on 2004-06-08

Chapters: 1

Reviews: 7

Words: 6

Views: 1223

Members Rating: (0)

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