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Mike Smiles...Fabulous! by ChazyChazBenito

My Toothbrush...A Totally Organic Experience!

A/N: Well it's a Friday night, and I'm bored so I've decided to write a funny fic. I have no idea how long this might go on, but I like writing short chapters so it may last like 4 or so, but it's just a small project I felt like working on, so I hope you enjoy and please review.


Disclaimer: I don't own Linkin Park, Herbal Essences, Crash Bandicoot or Orbit Gum, or the girl from the commercials. Since I don't know her actual name I'm going to refer to her as Emily.




It was Mike's first day on the set of the commercial, and he was in an annoyed mood. First of all, he was tired from the long tour they were having and secondly missed being home, in a real bed, instead of the uncomfortable bunks on the bus. But being the kind of guy he is, he put it all aside and focused on his work.


As he sat in the makeup chair, he went over his lines, hoping that he could finally understand the whole "acting" thing.



Emily: And does your mouth feel clean?


Mike:(Smiles as the light reflects a small gleam off of his teeth.)


Emily: Fabulous!



He read aloud, looking at himself in the mirror and examining his teeth.


"Yup that's right, I do have great teeth. Thanks to my toothbrush" He said, reaching in his pocket and pulling out a small black zippered case.


The makeup girl was pretending not to pay attention to what Mike was doing, but couldn't help but notice what he was doing.


Mike slowly unzipped the case, with care, and started to remove the red satin cloth that covered what was inside. Underneath the cloth he pulled out a small metal box, and placed it on the table under the mirror. Next he pulled out a small metal key from a separate compartment of the small case, and unlocked the little box.


From there he pulled out a small blue plastic handle with a screw on the top. Next he pulled out another blue plastic tube that had a hole on the bottom and a small cover on the top. He took these two pieces and began screwing them together, ever so gently, when he finished he removed the cover from the top, to reveal what else but.


"A TOOTHBRUSH!!...Oh my God, all of that fuss for a toothbrush. I swear I will never understand you Mike Shinoda" The makeup girl said, leaving him to go retrieve more hair gel.


"See nobody understands you...but I do, yes I do. Say who's a sexy toothbrush...that's right, you, yes you are. I loveeee youuuu." Mike began carefully caressing the toothbrush.


The makeup girl had come back with more hair gel, but by the site of this immediately turned around and left the room.


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Later, after the whole makeup incident, Mike was sitting on the set, waiting for the filming to start. There was nothing to do so he decided to take a walk around.


He left the huge soundstage room and went outside to go explore another soundstage. From outside of a door he was passing, he heard a woman moaning loudly; extremely curious he quietly opened the heavy door and went inside.


Unknowingly he had just walked on to the set of an Herbal Essences commercial, which they were in the middle of filming. They were right at the scene where the girl gets her hair washed, Mike just stood there and watched in amusement.


Suddenly they stopped filming because one of the guys who was washing her hair began to complain.


"God, I can't do this, the suds are messing up my manicure, and they are making my hands all clammy. I thought you said you were going to start making tem with a different formula from now on." The blonde said, fumbling a towel in his hands to clean them off.


"Here you missed a spot.... oh my God you got something in your hair" The dark haired one said.


"Oh my God.... get it out, get it out!" The blonde squeaked, jumping up and down and messing with his hair.


Mike stood in the corner, trying to keep himself from laughing to loudly. Unknowingly he had already been noticed.


"HEY YOU!!!" A security guard yelled at Mike. Mike stopped laughing as the whole room turned their full attentions to Mike. The girl who was moaning earlier looked up also, and the guys stood there with their mouths open in shock.


"Oh My God It's Mike Shinoda From Linkin Park" The blonde screamed at the top of his lungs.


"Uhh...hi" Mike said, immediately turning and running out the door, as a mob of people began chasing him.


Mike ran as fast as he could trying to dodge the mob. But even though he was in shape, he couldn't run to save his life, and that's pretty much what he was doing. The guys were beginning to catch up to Mike, so he had to push himself to out run them.


A cramp suddenly started to form in his side, but all he could do was hold it to try to ease the pain. Then he caught his second wind, and began to speed up. That was until another cramp formed in his leg, causing him to limp as he ran. He dodged and hurdled over people walking by and props that lay outside of each individual soundstage.


He quickly turned around a corner and ran in a door of another soundstage. This was clearly marked as "Crash Bandicoot"


The mob followed not to far behind him and began searching around the set. Seeing a guy dressed in the Crash Bandicoot costume walk by, they asked him if he had seen Mike run by.


"You mean the guy with the black hair, and he looks like half Japanese? Yeah I've seen him, he went that way." The guy said pointing to another door opposite to where the mob entered in at.


Without even thinking the mob ran out the door, on their search for Mike. The guy in the costume just stood there and watched as the last person left the set.







Where did Mike Go??? Well I Think You Will Be Able To Figure This One Out. So Stay Tuned For The Next Chapter For What Happens Later In The Day. Once Again Please Review!!!



Heather :)

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