Ok, I'm really bored right now so yeah.....I think this story is kinda like Surfing the Net....i'm gonna try not to make it like that....hehehheheehehehehehe!! Sorry, i'm so hyper that i'm laughing at the Pepsi can...donnu why...please enjoy!

Oh yeah, the guys wont be MSTing just LP stories...right now they are MSTing a story i wrote back in elementary school. hehehehe...my stories were so stupid and pointless...well, enjoy! and remember! this is fiction!!

Linkin Park will be in ITALICS.

Disclaimer: I don't own Linkin Park

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Pencil and Eraser

Phoenix: *giggles* This is gonna be good...

Chester: Shut up, let's read the story.

Pencil only had two best friends

Joe: Awww, that sucks for him...or her...

in the world. That was Katie and Eraser. Katie was the only one that used them. She'd always lay Pencil and Eraser next to each other

Chester: Sounds sexy...

Mike: Shh!!!

on her desk. Pencil and Eraser never fought, but one day, all of that changed.

Joe: Dun Dun Dun!!!!

Katie bought a new pen. His name was BluePen.

Brad: Couldn't the author made better names for these things?

Rob: Dude, a child wrote this story...

BluePen was shy when he first came to Katie's desk. Pencil and Eraser greeted him.

Chester: Why do they all have to be hims. Aren't there any female school supplies?

Rob: A child wrote this story!! Give her a break!

Joe: Oooo!! Rob got himself a girlfriend!!

Rob: O.o

Mike: Shut up and read it!!

They all became good friends.

One day, Katie forgot Eraser at home. Pencil and BluePen didn't even notice. They just talked and talked. While using Pencil for her school report, Katie asked her friend if she could borrow Pinkser for the day. Pencil and BluePen greeted her.

Chester: Finally! A female school supply!!

Joe: *bursts out laughing* Dude....Pinkser?

Rob: Shut up.

Joe: hehehe...

Katie's friend just told her to keep Pinkser. After school, she took Pencil, BluePen, and Pinkser home. She laid them on her

Chester: Getting a little Rated X...

Brad: Dude, just shut up.

Chester: YOU shut up!!

Brad: *says nothing*

Chester: Thought so.

desk and did her homework. Pencil saw Eraser and said, "Wasn't today so much fun? What do you think of Pinkser?"

"Who is Pinkser?

Phoenix: Yeah....who is Pinkser?

Mike: The eraser that Katie's friend gave to her.

Phoenix: Ohhhh...

Mike: Yeah

Joe: pfff...Pinkser.

Rob: Whatever.

Joe: *smirks* Rob's a little angry because I'm making fun of his girlfriend!

Rob: Piss off!

Joe: I can't....I don't need to go to the bathroom.

Chester: SHUT UP!

And by the way, I wasn't with you today!"

Brad: Cat fight!!

"What do you mean - - oh, we never looked if you were there. Sorry."

"Sorry? You're sorry!??! Is that all you can say, Pencil!?!"

Brad: Fight! Fight!

"Look, if you aren't going to accept our apology," BluePen yelled, "then leave!"

Phoenix: Hey! BluePen has no right to say that to Eraser! No one was talking to him! Plus, HE didn't apologize, Pencil did.

Mike: Got yourself a point there, man.

"FINE!" Eraser yelled back, "You can keep being friends with that..that..Pinkser!"

Chester(being Eraser): And you can go have sex with Pinkser too!!! Since I am so small...and unwanted!! Boohoo!!

Joe: *cracks up*

Chester: Yeah, that's right. I'm funny.

Rob: Yeah...right.

Mike: Do you always have to be sexual?

Chester: Yes, I do. That's my job.

He left whispering things to himself.

It has been 8 days

Brad: Wow. So exact.

since the fight, but Pinkser couldn't take it anymore. So, she told Pencil and BluePen to apologize. It took her a long time to convince them. At last, they said yes. Pinkser said the same thing to Eraser, and he too, said yes.

Chester: Yes! Oh Yes! Keep it there, baby! Yes! Yes!! OHH!!

Mike: You should try out for Herbal Essence commercials.

Todaym they apologized to each other. Eraser accepted it, and so did Pencil and BluePen. All four of them became very good friends. Pencil didn't have two best friends in the world anymore, now he has four: Eraser, BluePen, Pinkser, and Katie.

Mike: Yeah, I think we kinda figured out who the friends were.

Joe: *wipes tear* Awwwwww

Brad: *stands up and claps like a maniac* Bravo! Bravo!

Chester: Turned me on *looks down at his pants* Ooooo!

Mike: Dude, anything can turn you on.

Chester: Nuh uh!

Mike: Yeah huh!

Chester: Nuh uh!

Mike: Yeah huh!

Phoenix: What did you think, Rob?

Rob: Eehhh, wasn't the best.

Joe: You're breaking up with her now, aren't you?

Rob: Joe?

Joe: Yeah?

Rob: Shut the hell up.

Joe: Ok, if you give me Twinkies....BUAHAHAHA!!!!

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Yep, that's it for now. Please review my stupid story!!! It's plotless but...yeah...I'll wuv you foheveh if you weview!! Pleesh!!!! Spank you!