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The Hyper Chonicles – Part One

One

'So why exactly did we go and see that?'

Mike looked at his band mates and waved his hands at the large Love Actually sign outside the cinema. Joe was sobbing in Brad's arms and he looked up at Mike disdainfully with tear stains streaking his child like Korean face

'Because it was the... The best movie ever! God it was so... So.. Sad'

Phoenix grinned

'Yeah! I mean even you have got to admit that was pretty kick ass for a Romantical film. I mean that Billy Mack dude was major cool'

'But they were so mean about Americans! Although they were hot chicks' Chester faded into his dream world and Mike gave him a slap

'Wake up Horn ball!'

'Sorry fat ass'

Mike glared at the blonde and folded his arms angrily

'I do not have a fat ass! I have a great ass!'

Chester snorted

'Course you do Princess Big Butt' His emphasis on the words made Mike angry

'Everyone thinks I have a great butt! I mean have you ever been on those fan fiction sites? They near worship me, and make me naked a lot'

Rob looked at him weirdly

'Only 'cause you're usually having sex with someone. Mainly Chester'

Chester and Mike leapt apart and looked at each other nervously

'Man don't say that please. This is Chester we're talkin about'

'What's wrong with me?!'

'You're... Chester'

'And?' Chester growled defensively 'You're a fat ass!'

Mike pouted

'I do not have a fat ass! I'm big boned so shut it already Frinkenweiner'

Brad burst into hysterics and nearly dropped the still tearful Joe from his grasp as he steadied himself

'What the fuck is like a Frinkenweiner?'

'It's a cross between Frankenstein, Frink from Simpsons and Frankenweenie dumbass' Mike rolled his eyes 'You gotta get with the times dude'

'I am with the times! I am the times'

Rob desperately tried to make a Time Out sign

'Come on guys! Let's not argue yeah?' He put on a cheesy grin 'Love is all you need'

Phoenix laughed and put on a British accent

'Let's get the shit kicked out of us by love!'

The quoting of the movie only made Joe sob louder and Brad glared at the two before trying to comfort Joe

'Hey c'mon, it's not like anyone died Joe. They all just fell in love'

'But it was so... Beautiful!'

'Joe it was only a movie. Lighten up kiddo' Mike chuckled 'It was pretty good though I guess'

Chester nodded and then looked at the sky thoughtfully

'What's been the best film of the year?'

'Who cares Chester it's freezing! You guys wanna come round mine for a while?' Rob watched as everyone nodded and he wrapped his arms around himself 'Cool'

Joe started to calm down and he looked forlornly at the large movie poster

'Oh Keira... Why won't you marry me?'

Brad shook his head

'Because she's a hot nineteen year old actress who is far from your reach'

'Yeah but in Pirates of the Caribbean... Damn she was hot' Chester started to day dream again 'Those britches...'

'Jesus you are way too horny for your own good' Phoenix started to walk alongside Rob as Chester laughed

'I'm not Jesus stupid! Have you been drinking?'

Rob grinned as they walked off towards his house chattering and arguing equally until they reaches Rob's door which was only a little way away from the cinema, as you may have guessed.

As soon as they had all scrambled into the front room, Rob stalked into the kitchen to see what snacks he had stored away.

After rummaging through the cupboards he found a big box of twinkies and some microwavable popcorn, which he shoved into the microwave

‘Hey guys you okay with twinkies and popcorn yeah?’

Joe ran into the kitchen and beamed

‘Want any help?’

‘Catch’

He threw over the box of twinkies and began to look through the various other contents of cupboards until he found his victim. Quickly pulling out a ton of sachets he found a big measuring jug and poured in a liberal amount of sugar before dumping the white powder that held a slight tint of blue

‘What you making Robbie?’

‘Just some stuff. Go with the twinkies and I’ll be out in a minute’

Once Joe had gone he ran out the cold tap until it was just cold enough and poured it into the jug. He watched as it turned a rich light blue and quickly turning off the tap, Rob stirred it with a spoon on the counter.

Taking a sip he winced at the sourness and grinned. Perfect concoction for late night hanging out with the guys!

He found a large pitcher and after pouring in the jugs content he made another few sachets worth and grabbed it along with the freshly made popcorn before walking into the front room

‘I got popcorn and Kool Aid’

Chester bounced up and down on his seat and tried to look through the coloured pitcher

‘What flavour? What flavour?’

Rob tapped his nose as Chester took the pitcher and quickly took a large gulp. His face contorted as it slid down his throat and clawed at the arm of his chair until the taste had passed.

A large grin appeared on his face and he licked his lips

‘Ice Blue Rasberry Lemonade! Man that is the sourest and bestest mix I have drunk yet Rob’

As everyone settled in and began to eat and drink, Rob walked over to the large television he owned and began to look through his numerous DVDs and Videos

‘Anyone wanna watch a movie? And if so any preferences?’

Mike looked over the shelves

‘Romeo & Juliet’

Chester looked at him with an odd expression

‘Dude that’s gay’

‘What do you mean that’s gay?! I happen to like that film’

‘Aww Mikey you love that film because of your sweet teen crush on Leonardo DiPorkpie don’t you?’

‘No! Maybe I like Baz Luhrmann films dickweed’

Chester laughed

‘While Baz Luhrpack is cool, all his movies are like for chicks’

‘Luhrmann’

‘Luhrpack’

‘Look it’s fucking Luhrpack Chester and don’t make me come over there and beat you to a little pulp’

As Chester was about to respond, the CD player suddenly flickered on and Nelly Furtado’s voice began to float around them and Joe cheerily sang along

‘I’m liiiiike a biiiiiiiirddd! I’ll only fly aw-e-ay!’

‘Ahhh no! No Nelly Retardo!’ Brad rushed over and quickly turned it off ‘Jeez Rob what was that all about?’

Rob shrugged and looked at the player weirdly

‘I don’t know. It’s never done that before’

Phoenix giggled and waved his hands

‘Spooky!’

Joe pointed at him

‘Haha loser! You know it’s the rule that when something weird happens you’re not supposed to mock it in case of possession! I believe you are next to be exorcised Mr Farrell’

He started towards the frightened bassist and then stopped thoughtfully as Phoenix stood up and backed away

‘I’m not possessed so don’t try and cut me up or anything to get rid of the demon’

‘Why David! That’s a great idea…’ Joe’s eyes gleamed ‘Surgery!’

Dun Dun Duuuuuuun!

What will happen next? Will Pheonix be helped? Will Joe get any crazier? What caused it? Will Mike and Chester ever stop fighting? Will they ever watch a movie?

Tune in for the next part after I’ve had a few reviews, know what I mean?